Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoSnow removalslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1431arrow-down113
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minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down1·23 days agoAs a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents. Happy holidays!
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·23 days agoI made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoThere is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy
As a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents.
Happy holidays!
Motherfucker… 🤣
Thank you for your service.
I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
There is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy