Don’t piss off grandma. Especially not by denying her Medicare Advantage claim. That’s a bad idea.

If I strained that hard, it’d cause a fart.

Best one this side of the Mississippi.

Thots 'n pears

Thots 'n pears

Aliens were supposed to invade today but I guess there wasn’t enough melee in South Korea, so I guess I’ll settle for a colossal asteroid impact instead.

Should… we be alarmed by this?

Thank you for your service.

This will pair nicely with the homoerotic Buff Putin calendar that came out earlier this year.

Are we in the Spanish Civil War type pre-phase of WWII?

fr fr no chomp

At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can’t quite articulate why. Maybe because it’s the default and I’ll hate Aptos eventually too.

This is a good song to use in the War on Christmas.

Situationally, yes. “I want the next digit of pi” is information in that sense of the word. It’s not a particularly useful piece of information unless you’re building something that requires a circle with a circumferential precision larger than the width of our entire universe.

It is a tricky language. Almost nothing in common with Indo-European languages except loan words. Completely different grammatical structure. Three different writing scripts.

At least the pronunciation isn’t too bad coming from English as all the usual sounds are represented within our phonology. Compared to Spanish rolling R’s, Russian and Arabic consonant clusters, Chinese tonality, and other difficult to pronounce languages.

I guess then America shouldn’t have gotten involved on the European front during WW2. Not our problem, Hitler can run wild, America was only directly attacked by the Japanese so the Pacific front is the only one that matters.

If the collective West doesn’t stop Putin, what’s to say he can’t follow in Hitler’s footsteps? He’s already shown that he is not above invading sovereign countries.

Yes, both for this and the future weekends.

Their adherence to the technically correct is awe-inspiring.