my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…
Quality shitpost.
God bless the waitress.
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Still works tbh
Well it’s both shit
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
Literally a shit post
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
me after installing my bidet
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Are you my cat?
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Illegal propulsion systems!!
Its green tech!
Well, brown sometimes too.
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Girls don’t poop
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
5th one just flushed the toilet
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
