It’s a good thing I only owe $2,499 in child support. Smell ya later America.
It’s a good thing I only owe $2,499 in child support. Smell ya later America.
The gales of November came early this year.
A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
And after all the work I did for it, it’s gone just like that.
Sisyphus would only be happy if he ends up on a game show where he can win a car if he picks which one of the three doors is correct. Sisyphus picks door number 1 and then the host reveals door number 3 as one of the doors that does not have the car. The host gives Sisyphus a chance to change his pick to door number 2. Does Sisyphus change his pick?
She tried but she couldn’t read the application.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
Not if you ask the Mormons.
I hear it’s the word.
And yet he couldn’t afford shoes
I’m still waiting for the Atari 2600 version of Skyrim.
I like customizations on the touchscreen. I’ve had several experiences where I tell the cashier what I want including customizations only to get my order and realize that the order wasn’t entered in properly. The touchscreen ensures that the order is at least entered properly.
Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.
Pluto the streaming service
I was assassinated by the CIA.
That’s okay, I’ll just download more RAM.
I’m intrigued. Is there a website you can point me to?
Jesus turned their urine into wine, then failed the test subjects because their urine was wine.