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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Meat.

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Meat.

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml
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    Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: “dick” is the German word for “thick.”

    You may now resume your laughter.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Heh… German dick is thick 😎

      • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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        note to self: visit Germany soon

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    • Strider@lemmy.world
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      Yes indeed. Upon seeing this thread I thought I need to add the information you added, but going from dick to thick does absolutely not improve the situation.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      It includes some poultry parts … which means it may have dick and cock

    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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      I wonder if it was spelled with an eth “ð” in old English and medieval German?

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        Maybe. But in modern German, the ‘th’ sound makes a hard T, not a hard… Oh, nevermind.

      • Bob@feddit.nl
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        Wonder no longer: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Germanic/þekuz

        • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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          So it was thorn

          • Bob@feddit.nl
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            All along!

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      What was German thinking??

    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world
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      Die Bart! Die!

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    Don’t buy this. According to the label, only the minimum legal standards for animal welfare were observed.

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      I think some people may see that as a plus. Anything to own die Grünen…

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Of course, they took their dicks

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Not only that, but it’s more than 3 years past its expiry date

    • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world
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      I mean, if you’re concerned with their welfare you probably aren’t buying their ground up corpses?

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        Yeah because everything in the world is binary and there can’t ever be nuance.

        I’m reducing my meat intake, but I do still eat meat every now and then. When I do, I tend to consider the impact on animal welfare and the environment. Eating meat from an animal that has lived relatively free and happy life is a lot better to me than one that has been locked inside for most of it’s life.

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          It’s good that you mindfully reduce meat intake and at least think about it, and I’m not trying to force you to do anything, but the logic here doesn’t follow. You could equally say “everything in this world has nuance and can never be binary (so this can’t be binary)”.

          Do you know the idea of a kind slavemaster? Namely: if someone told me they only buy products of slavery if they’re made by slaves with kind masters, I’d be a bit baffled and I’d say “but it’s still slavery isn’t it?” There’s basically nothing worse you can do for something’s welfare than having it destroyed, no? Barring edge cases where you’re putting something out of its misery (definitely not the case when making animals into hamburgers).

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          Meat intake reduction is my main target as well as the meanings of the labels have not as big an impact one would hope for, but at least it’s not a complete scam. I have to make sure I eat a balanced diet anyway because otherwise I get intestinal problems, so it’s best for me to eat vegetarian or vegan more often.

      • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
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        Nooo don’t call me out on my virtue signaling!!11!! I loooove animals 🥰🥰🥰 I also pay for them to be gassed and stabbed in the neck. Yum 😋😋😋

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          If the options are treating them shit before killing them or treating them better before killing, I think treating them better is still, well, better, even though the end result is that they’re killed.

          • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
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            You forgot the option of not killing them and just eat something else.

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              No I didn’t, I was specifically talking about between these two options to show how even here there’s a difference between them.

  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK

    • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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      ES IST MEIN TEIL

      • Zonen-RANSLITE@feddit.de
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        ES WAR DEIN TEIL.

      • Manucode@feddit.de
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        OH NEIN! DU HAST DEIN TEIL VERLOREN?

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          Was weiß ich

      • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Sigh. Ramstein just doesn’t hit the same after the scandal.

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      Hi.

    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      Mom?

    • trollercoaster@feddit.de
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      EXTRA MEATY OR JUST MEATY?

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        Hard is best

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        deleted by creator

  • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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    Removed by mod

    • balderdash@lemmy.zipOP
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      Ich will dick IEL

  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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    Damn gay liberals putting their dick in the German’s meat to make them vote for statutory health insurance

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    400g extra dick, nicht schlecht… nicht schlecht

  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Is this still available?

  • fluxion@lemmy.world
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    I prefer the normal amounts of dick

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      You are too humble for this world

  • trollercoaster@feddit.de
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    DIESE BULETTE IST JETZT EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND.

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      Diese Bulette hat Haltungsform 1 und sollte nicht verkauft werden.

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