That’s frickin adorable and I love it

So if I’m looking for Baileys…

Wait what’s fromunda cheese?

Well, hubs and I would love another man to want to come in and just be in charge of both of us, but we’re also not looking, so…

If you insist 😉

Not white enough for you, I take it?

Don’t be gross and weird.

Majoras Mask, Perfect Dark, Jet Force Gemini, Tony Hawks Pro Skater, and Goemons Great Adventure are some of my all time favorites.

She gives me hardcore opossum vibes

For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

I shave my vag with a safety razor because I’m alpha as fuck

Energy usage included?

If you press on your nose and your genitals at the same time your body takes a screenshot

Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

That’s just shitty 😁

This is my new favorite website, thank you for introducing me to it 💜

Oops

Bro looking fresh as hell ngl