How is this not a meme yet?

This is the way.

Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!

As someone without balls, can you explain?

“It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
“No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”

Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.

I think “is” is grammatically correct here. Teams is the name of the application, singular.

Do you mean the salad bowl?

What’s your definition of portable? A small mechanical keyboard might be a good fit.

The children yearn for the mines.

No, I don’t think they’re the same. I was taking the knowledge the poster above provided and brainstorming options.

I laid awake last night thinking if it would be possible to make an elaborate Excel spreadsheet to accomplish this. I need to research more about the specifics of menstrual cycles, but I think it wouldn’t take that much effort. It could be disguised as something else and shared freely, and people could store it locally to ensure privacy.

Can confirm, I’m the horse.

Fuck, I just bought my OLED model a week ago.

I don’t know much about menstrual cycles. Wouldn’t it be easier and just as effective to track with pen and paper?

Does your roommate wear makeup? Might be foundation on their fingers?

You’re not missing much - they’re dry and flavorless. Club crackers that you crush are miles better.

Missed Connections on CL actually worked for me once roughly 15 years ago.

I think the tiniest sliver of silver lining is that republicans seem to want states to decide on a whole slew of things, meaning that any anti-trans legislation likely won’t mean I need to leave the country, only sell my house and move to another state and pray I can find a job there.

This timeline sucks.

Yes, this is still a crucial job role for most organizations.