Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??
You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?
Possibly
That’s why I like to stick the butt up against me and reach around working the trigger till it blasts.
Sounds kinda hot ngl
It is. Personally I love the suppressed ones that don’t get too loud when I cock them, work their safety, and work their oiled parts tenderly.
Not if you have socks on
Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)
:3
Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.
True wisdom.
Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?
Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.
Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It’s a dynamic you wouldn’t understand.
Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.
Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.
Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.
That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…
I want it in my mouth uwu
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I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D
You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.
That joke in R&M is so good.
beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes
I wish that shotgun was my penis
And so beth goes “then I want to be ernest hemingway”, so good
This is a feature not a bug
Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz
With how horny some folks are for their gun, I’m not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs…
For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind
Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.
Imagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost
🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲
Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. […]Ever tried knitting?
Uhhh… about those sharp pointy sticks.
Anything can be a weapon, but some things are more efficient at killing than others.
I dunno cars are pretty efficient too.
Good thing you need a liscence to drive them, as well as having to pay to keep them insured and maintaned.
But you don’t. You can own a car and drive it on your own property without license or insurance. And so much that the license and insurance does when on average over a 100 people die per day due to them.
Depends on where you live, I guess.
put the needle down you fucking junkie
Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
I am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down
I dunno, craftsmanship is genuinely cool but I’m pretty sure starting a bonfire by shooting it with dragon’s breath is more badass than knitting will ever be
Hell yeah brother, bust out the 12ga bbq starter
if guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.
