Or will you lie awake with your eyes closed for an hour?
That’s the first hour. Yes.
You know me, huh?
Best way to spend my valuable free time on a Sunday afternoon
Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.
Well I know that I’m late for school, but I can’t go back after everyone saw me in my underwear. Wait, I’m a 40 year old man…
It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…
Certainly a special entry in the yearbook!
And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.
I’m jealous of anyone that can nap. It seems so nice and recharging. You just lay down and sleep for a little, then wake up feeling better.
Yeah…
9 times out of 10 I don’t sleep when I try. If I do sleep it is because I’m exhausted and I wake up feeling worse than when I went to sleep.
When I was younger though, I could nap half a day if I wanted. Depression! The nap maker!
Now that I’m not depressed I barely sleep.
wholesome
For me, it will always be four hours and I will somehow wake up with the driest mouth on the planet.
The trick is to take a bag of pretzels with you.
I can’t go to sleep if I don’t set an alarm, due to worrying about oversleeping lol
I just wake exactly 10 minutes before the usual alarm time. Always. Even on weekend.
It will be as long as you needed.
What a rush
Now try doing it when you work from home.
I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.
I love a weekend day with no commitments when I can play this. its the best.
If you do this before work, we call it “The Sandman’s Gamble”
Pretty sure the person who wrote this napped through most of their grammar classes too. Holy shit that’s badly written.
Probably just needs a nap
Dude, there’s like one period missing. That’s perfectly fine English
At least you were a straight A student in your grammar nazi classes!
