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MlT (MlT
): please accept this honorary PhD
MlT (MlT
): please accept this honorary PhD
Sexagenarian Clown Pussy
How can you be sure we’re actually human?
Venmo is owned by PayPal, so that might not solve anything
Hey, that’s basically tea’s origin story.
In Chinese legend, Emperor Shennong was drinking a bowl of just boiled water because of a decree that his subjects must boil water before drinking it.[12] Some time around 2737 BC, a few leaves were blown from a nearby tree into his water, changing the color and taste. The emperor took a sip of the brew and was pleasantly surprised by its flavor and restorative properties.
Sorry, I forgot mere mortals existed.
The trick is to realize you also have tomorrow to accomplish your tasks. Much like Hilbert’s Hotel, you can simply shift your infinite stream of deadlines back one day to make room for today’s tasks on tomorrow’s agenda. Boom.
I was thinking more like buttons for A-Z, but that sounds good too.
I would like at least 26 more buttons
Shills for big foie gras?
Cryptocurrency is not necessarily anonymous. Buying bitcoin from a broker leaves a record connecting your payment method to your wallet. Even if you mine them yourself, doesn’t your IP address show up on the public ledger? I guess if you somehow bought bitcoin in cash…
Is there a more private cryptocurrency I’m not considering?
GNU Raster Editing Program - GREP
Graphical Image Tool - GIT
Photo Editing with Raster Layers - PERL
Visual Image Manipulator - VIM
They think… He is… A toad.
The implications of “magic is data” are fun. It leads to stories like Unsong where you can brute-force enumerate incantations until you find a good one. I also like the concept of Wizard’s Bane. I haven’t read it, but my understanding is that magic turns out to be Turing-complete, and the protagonist creates a LISP evaluator in magic, which enables them to outcast their enemies who are still doing the magical equivalent of writing assembly.
✋Look out, we got a Dracula over here 🤚
I think you’re mistaking him with the meaty urologist
The wizard on the wall (disguised as a skeleton) uses NixOS and also happens to declare their incantations in the Nix language.
For completeness, we should review the involuntarily uploaded data as well.
Until then, we have simdjson https://github.com/simdjson/simdjson
Kyle Gass?