To be fair, if microsoft didnt automatically backup the keys, a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings, which would clear all the TPM keys from the system, which means the sysyem would prompt you for the recovery key. I think people value being able retain access to their data over encryption. And to Microsoft’s credit, its not exactly a secret, they literally tell you that the key will be uploaded.
You wake up tomorrow and now you now suddenly love Elon Musk
“Heil Tesla”, you say, as you put on your swasticar armband.
“Guys, I had the ephiphamy of my life while I was sleeping and… so I guess… White… Power?”
looks at mirror
“Hmm… what’s wrong my with skin?”
(the person is black btw)
Reminds me of the joke: “I cant see clearly enough to find my glasses” 💀
I’m just gonna copy paste what I said to another user on another thread regarding this topic:
Okay, so I attempted to access it again. Its currently in a weird state of partial access.
I can “log in” but as soon as I try to access anything, say, Gmail, I get that screen again.
This is what the settings page looks like:
So its not totally locked out, but its not functional either, I’m not even on a VPN.
Notice, 2FA is off.
Then I click Gmail and get this:
I tap “more ways to verify” and get this:
I tap the only option, and it circles back to the previous screen.
id.me has joined the chat
What even is the point of “representing your district” if they could just nominate a random person from across the country that never before stepped foot in that district?
So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:
“BOMB PLANTED”
Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.
Oh no. I guess disneyland employees are sick freaks. 😱
United Provinces of Canada?
Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer
A modern spin on it would be like:
The son is accused of drug trafficking
The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”
The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”
Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.
[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.
The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”
Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”
Its literally on the first page. 💀
(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”
I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol
How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
When your antidepressants stops working 🙃
According to the subreddit’s moderators, the AI took on numerous different identities in comments during the course of the experiment, including a sexual assault survivor, a trauma counselor “specializing in abuse,” and a “Black man opposed to Black Lives Matter.”
You don’t need an LLM for that, you got Dean Browning with his xitter alts
I use Lemmy be-
cause I want to shove this com-
ment up Uranus
😉
So, Mr. Yen, are you still sympathetic to the republicans, who have a disdain for the same courts that gave you a win?
Or is your head burried so deep in your particle accelerator you don’t even have any clue about politics?
Dude thinks he knows everything because he has a PhD in Physics, literally out of touch with the politics that anyone doing 5 minutes of web searching can understand.