Neither is reality apparently.

Yeah, and history shows that “structural relief” is going to be a small fine.

Oooh. Someone’s getting a 0.001% fine to continue business as usual. Juicy.

Lose Elon, Gain Respect.

He’ll close Tesla completely before he allows this. So win win

Am I out of touch?

No surely one more pizza party will turn this around.

My solar panels beg to differ.

Invent time travel. Get your grandfather paradox on.

Feel free to exercise that right at your convenience

You first?

Glass Shark! Glass Shark! Glass Shark he love da fat kid.

Clown 🤡

Yo dawg we heard you like greenhouse gases.

I’ve been through worse. Once, at Elon Musk’s birthday party, I was seated between Silvio Berlusconi and Elon Musk.

Wow. Who could have predicted that!?!?

Do people think that having 4 criminal cases pending against you is meaningless? Like… This is accurate and prosecutions are moving forward. The fuck do you want? That’s how it works.

I’m a little mildly infuriated that the picture of the thing I’m supposed to be reading is so small and sideways.

As a tech worker my only anger is that they’re not getting paid more.