Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket
Hey now we’ll have no talk like that here on Corporate Ad Platform. We only allow violence that’s endorsed by the state.
Honestly it’s so nice to be able to just laugh at this and not worry about a corporate sponsor banning you over it.
I had a 12 year old reddit account banned for suggesting people punch their local Nazi
Ah, a person of culture, I see. The old fork in the eye is a classic.
How is that even a question??
Because as a society we’ve forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people
Well let me flip a fucking coin, will you?
Get 10 million, pay 100, I don’t care. I won’t get near those two idiots. You could even pay me 20 million and I’d still take the money.
dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs
Step 1: have $1Bn ready
Step 2: collect interest rates
Elon goes more like…
Step 1: Have $1b
Step 2: Lose $990m
Imagine being literally the richest man on the world and people still act like you’re bad at finances.
“But he inherited the wealth…”
As did many other billionaires that didn’t make it to the front of that list
Imagine thinking billionaires don’t pay people to do their finances.
Elon doesn’t lose money because of a lack of handled finances, but because he says and does absurd shit.
I’ve been through worse. Once, at Elon Musk’s birthday party, I was seated between Silvio Berlusconi and Elon Musk.
Proof or didn’t happen
Source: dude just trust me
Hmmm, will Musk let me in on his next pump and dump scheme?
He sure will! As soon as he sees that it’s about to sink, he’ll sell his spot to you for a special price
Musk tells everyone when he does a pump and dump scheme. Just follow him on Twitter.
Nah that’s too late. I want to find out before the tweet goes out 😁
or or?
And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(
It’s not specific, it’s just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.
