What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

You use Comcast because you have 0 other choices

I use Comcast because I have 1 choice

We are not the same

I use Comcast because I have one choice and it’s Comcast

I use it as a working Google and to make goofy pictures of ideas I have/tattoos I want

Replacing BMI with BMI2 is fine, but it’s doesn’t change the fact that most Americans are overweight or obese, and the tiny, tiny sliver of people who have a high BMI from weightlifting are insignificant relative to the ~70% that are just plain fat

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs

Legally, yes. In practical terms, spending $1000 to fight a lawsuit and win $50 isn’t realistic, and I’d be willing to bet T-Mobile forces arbitration anyway

You don’t hear about it because the two major parties both oppose them and have nothing to argue about

A whole plant based university that caters? Cool!

Step 1: Add milk

I’m going wait for the follow up: showing how CEOs don’t prioritize human welfare over profits

Just gonna throw this idea out there:

What if they hired a bunch of engineers who graduated from sketchy, unaccredited colleges in foreign countries and paid them half as much much?

You mean taking pictures of people at polling locations?

30 years ago, I had to spend 40 hours a week working. Decades later with all the software improvements, I have to work 40 hours a week