I feel like its a two on one

Smores

I found a really niche state patrol office to pay a fix-it ticket. It was on the third story of an off site parking garage for a mall type thing. With only two “visitor” spaces. There were like 4 cops in this tiny office just yucking it up when I walked in. They all did the “oh look busy now!” dance when I surprised them. I think this was one of those “put him on desk duty so he’ll still get a paycheck while he gets cleared” type places. Nice enough for cops, but they had that shitty kid just got away with something vibe, bigtime.

I read your post.

if it slapped me in the face and threw the glove at my feet I would take it as an insult and demand a duel. pistols at dawn.

I’m convinced these are the same people that leave “half a banana on the counter in case you’re hungry”

Getting to the point in life where you realize how the sausage is made, packaged, marketed, distributed, sold, cooked, consumed, digested, defecated, flushed, mixed with other waste, and either separated into solids and liquids or dumped into the ocean will do that to you.

I can program a VHS machine to record a show while I’m not at home. Bow to your GOD.

I worked a clean up crew for a large college campus. One day the boss offered a case of beer and a full day payed off to the person who would clean the bottom of the elevator shaft in the exchange student dorm. The whole summer they had been dumping their garbage down it instead of bagging it and bringing it to the dumpsters. Muck boots, painters suit, and full hood ppe did very little to the smell that followed me for days.

I was not worth a case of beer and a day off.

edit! that was second worst! I accidentally inhaled a full hit of silicon fumes from a friends bong he’d just repaired. that was terrifyingly awful. I thought I was going to fucking die on the spot.

I knew I should have added “3000” to the end of my lemmy name. DestroyerOfWorlds just sounds so weak now.

I am the firestarter! boooweeeeow

the more you eat, the more you toot

I’m just upbeaning everyone and everything. Not votes, not karma… BEANS: It’s a Lemmy thing

Not even some UK teabagger and I’ll upvote your beans.

Nnnst Nnnst Nnnst Nnnst Nnnst Nnnst Brrrrrrrreow Meeeeeoooow

Gave Drohl: The Worst Person In Oom-Pah Music!

Elon just quit racism! MOVE ON.

Jellyfish = Wasps of the ocean

I look up my acct and see my deleted comments and posts being magically revived. Did screen caps of most of it and it is definitely a real thing. Is that a metric for traffic?

They were all LSD early on…I was thinking more towards the end. Just watched that Peter Jackson series/AI upres thing. George is clearly on H and John does a great “whoopsie! hide salt shaker from the camera” move