Would we hunt them?
It depends on what they offered us. Like if their fur was soft, sure, people would hunt them. If we could eat their meat and it was delicious, yes, we’d hunt them. If it was a challenge to kill them, they’d be hunted for sport.
We hunt many animals much more harmless than a slapping bear. We hunt fish, for god’s sake.
Well Bears are fucking massive so if they slapped you without claws they still have the ability to break bones and cause other severe injury.
In this day and age they would be TikTok stars.
We would never get to see them. Animals who can’t either run away from us or seriously fight back are mostly extinct.
Our ancestors would have consigned them all to the fur trade a couple of centuries ago.
I’ve known a couple myself, pretty friendly guys!
if it slapped me in the face and threw the glove at my feet I would take it as an insult and demand a duel. pistols at dawn.
pistols at dawn.
And give the bear mafia a chance to send assassins after me? Pistols right now.
Have you heard of red pandas or trash pandas?
Hence why they stipulated no serious injury. I guess these either have excellent control and restraint or they’re talking about big hairy gay men 😉
We’ve hunted species to extinction for less. Why would this be any different?
We’re currently hunting ourselves to extinction both metaphorically and literally
Replace slaps with “kicks” and you basically have some Kangaroos which we DO fence away and sometimes kill
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ask the giant sloth.
I would breed them and unleash them upon the world.
there’d be a lot more bear rugs and parkas
We’d probably try to domesticate them and use them to guard stuff.
