I’ve got a Modest Proposal for you.

My dog made a few of those this morning.

Do these work ok on a glass top stove?

Oh I do hope there are tentacles involved!

“most personal information”

And they just handed it over to some company.

He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

americans at least don’t actually use those two phrases in conversation

Well now they’re gonna know!

No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

Thankfully there’s an entire field of linguistics that’s already done the work. Quick Google search shows 22 Latin descendant languages, and 24 Germanic descendant languages. So slightly more, yeah.

Romanian, Catalan, Sicilian, Galician, Venetian, probably a number of other dialects, are also Latin descendants.

Sounds like a storage medium to add to the Hard drives we don’t want or need list.

True. I’d wager a decent chunk of that urban sprawl is due to our massive parking lots.

Us Americans can’t seem to get the hang of a simple roundabout, so we’ve got that super efficient stop-and-go traffic.

What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?

The bronzer has likely seeped in and turned all the organs a disgusting orangish-brown.

This may have changed since they seem to alter how these things work from time to time, but I’ve found that if you just keep getting one captcha after another, and you know you’re not making errors, try solving them slowly.

Even with JavaScript disabled, I’m only seeing the first paragraph of the article.

Paywalled.

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Nah I’m good.

Unfortunately a dollar in cut costs is more valuable than employee talent these days.