Totally missed opportunity.

“In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024…”

My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.

At those prices, they’ve gotten a taste of their own medicine. Highway robbery.

What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?

Just another statistic, since cheese is the most stolen food

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Big pimpin spendin cheese.

[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.

crimes in Skyrim be like

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can’t give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I’m 83.

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May’s whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I’ll see myself out.