Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

Always quit while you’re ahead

This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?

Yeah! I got this exact model from costco, which is a hell of deal in my opinion: https://www.costco.com/tresanti-geller-47”-adjustable-height-desk.product.4000139627.html

But also, for a step up, I hear that fully makes really good ones: https://store.hermanmiller.com/standing-desks/jarvis-bamboo-standing-desk/2542428.html?lang=en_US

And if you’re a little handy you can just buy the legs and make your own custom top

An electrical sit/stand desk

Hey, leave curling out of this

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

Huh TIL

Potato chips are the worst for this

I couldn’t stand these guys

Subredditdrama was endlessly entertaining

That sub was great and very well-moderated

We’re officially known as dong lovers

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

That’s insane

I liked when they told you to turn to a different page and took you on a little adventure

They look deflated