Well, let me practice.

I own it and just stop talking mid sentence

Wonderful news

I can’t believe I’m going to get up, find a cartridge, and lick it after posting this. Damn you.

Edit: It’s true.

Found them

Let’s double check

225 x 2

Solve for x

It was one of those times when you already have something that’s working for you just fine and it wasn’t important enough to change it.

I was still using one of those til 2012. That’s what I get for having an old car. I did upgrade to a mini disc player tho.

Funny name. I giggled.

Expanding photos that are badly cropped or have the wrong orientation. It has saved me hours of compositing or having to look for entirely new photos to use, which I hate.

Absolutely do not inspect elements and start deleting stuff! Leave them alone!

There’s this Youtuber that appears on my feed and it’s like he’s just discovering that seeds and parts of fruits and vegetables grow more fruits and vegetables when put in dirt.

Calling yourself a chef because you typed in what you wanted on a food delivery app.

Told my mom we should keep Cinemax because they had good movies coming up.

Whenever I feel FOMO, I just remind myself of all the other FOMO items I bought in past games and how much I don’t care about them anymore.

I’d rather “work” than wait behind people with 100+ items. I can be out the door in 2 minutes.

It’s 87 right now over here. It’s 10pm.

I started to censor myself too on other platforms because sometimes they have warnings like “Are you sure you want to post this?” and I feel like they’re shadowbanning my comment.

What’s the game to the left of Halo? It’s the only one I can’t make out.

It’s like putting a glass of water right on the edge of the table. Give it some space ffs.