• Darkard@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Wouldn’t that be fantastic. Make up my own mumbo jumbo Sovcit food stamps and then use them to buy their stuff.

    They either have to admit it’s bollocks or accept the stamps and effectively give me their stuff for nothing.

    • stinerman [Ohio]@midwest.social
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      3 months ago

      Walk up to the counter with a 1099a and be like “here you go bud, it’s all there in the strawman account. Later.” and then walk out with what you took.

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      3 months ago

      Ah, but you see, they’re not a corporation, therefore they can’t access the mumbo jumbo account.