TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoWhat's the first rule of cooking?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1634arrow-down16
arrow-up1628arrow-down1imageWhat's the first rule of cooking?lemmy.worldTheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareIllegalmexicant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 months agoGood way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
minus-squareUnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoThat’s how you get a freezing butt. Please use your crotch. A lot more blood pumping there.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoDon’t let him pick your pocket!
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
That’s how you get a freezing butt. Please use your crotch. A lot more blood pumping there.
Don’t let him pick your pocket!