Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

60 to 63 for men. 55 to 58 for most women.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

I thought that was already the plan with the new agreement. Anything “heading” towards Poland is game on

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day

I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Skin me please!