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totally normal, and certainly not a cult
This has to be the onion, I can’t even
dark horse candidate
Meh, I guess that could be either the red horse (war) or the black horse (famine). The white (conquest) and pale (death) horses wouldn’t count as “dark”. I’ll wait and see.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse
Big Antichrist energy. Maybe he’ll declare himself pope and cause a schism.
Start seizing all assets of the Catholic Church in the US. Knock out all the stained glass windows of Jesus and Mary and saints, and replace them with Trump portraits with a golden halo. Throw out the crucifixes and install golden statues of Trump. Altars made of plated gold.
I wonder what attendance would be like at the Church of Trump.
I’m crying because I don’t know if this is real and I’m not willing to give Elon the web traffic to check. Truly amazing time to be alive
Sorry to inform you this is real, we apparently are in the timeline where The Onion became reality
Melania is Eastern European, so likely catholic I guess. And less than 80 years old, so would qualify, if they bend the rules just a little?
Yes, just a little
I’m all for it, let HitlerPig destroy the Catholic religion. Do Scientology next.
Wouldn’t he be Trump I if he could keep his own name? Roman numerals are almost as bad as the imperial system, so if you’re gonna use them at least pick a time and place where they make sense.
Really gunning for that Antichrist title there…
How many times has Lindsey Graham flip-flopped on hating trump? It’s like every other week
Or and just bare with me on this, he was being tongue in cheek.
Sure, if there’s one thing Lindsay Graham is known for it’s telling jokes.
tongue deep in buttcheek
I see you’ve met Lyndsey Graham
Deep into Poe’s Law at this point. Some of these people say so many outrageously unhinged things that if you’re being facetious, you’ll have to explicitly say so
