It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
*Confused by the surprisingly modest and polite evil shrubbery. Wondering if another higher shrubbery to create a two-level effect would improve the evilness…*
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
Found @[email protected]’s early artwork
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
238.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel’s nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.
That’s the best summary of any Friends episode ever
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.
There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero warnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.
Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.
Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!
Is this how one becomes nonbinary?
Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”
“Okay Google, who is the current pope?”
“Did you mean the Catholic pope or the Google pope?”
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller