• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly

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      12 hours ago

      Then a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re making memes reading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter

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      14 hours ago

      She should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay.

      Who knows what will happen to the cat?