You stupid monkey!

I call him the glue that keeps us together

Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups

It’s been said before, and I’ll say it again: these posts are awesome, I love the thought and effort put into it. Even if nothing within the article sparks my particular interest, the format is so fun and well-made that I happily read it, like some sort of article reading enjoyer of enjoyable articles of sorts

Or poops

I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

Gift me 1 million dollars

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Ceremorphosis, eh?

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

Good god man think of the fruitarians

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)