It’s dumber than that. We could do it if we cared about long term profits rather than next-quarter profits.

Huh, as a Canadian, that is new info. Though I wouldn’t call them “chunks” so much as “bits.”

Not a Brice de Nice fan? Elle s’est fait casseeeer.

They’re minesweepers. That’s like an unwarship.

Someone’s a skelephile.

I’m not expecting good faith here, but those reports were for Initial military.

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Not everyone enjoys encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons.

At one time both capybaras and puffins were classified as fish by the church to allow their consumption on all days. They were just too convenient to ignore.

A lesson shared in the famous poem First they came for…

Anyone can use this lesson by Singh. If I’m called gay, I could end it by pointing out that’s not true, but I don’t think that would be right.

Zapp was right on one thing: people who are “neutral” on this war disgust me.

“Wars and rumors of wars” is like “a day that ends in Y.” It has never not been applicable.

The debate is on intent. If the cause was incompetence and bad policy, then it’s not genocide. It is, however, criminal incompetence.

Also, unrelated to the argument, modern figures have it as fewer than 5 million deaths.

Talk about a test of principles for those doctors.

They still have Iran and North Korea. If that doesn’t trigger “are we the baddies?” I don’t think anything will.

“which include a ban on selling tobacco to anyone born on or after Jan. 1, 2009”

‘We know India, [and we are] not surprised by Canadian allegations’, says Pakistan.

“Zevulon the Great. He’s teriyaki-style.”

References aside, this is far from the most elaborate hoax of this sort. I look forward to this “amazing discovery” to fade away with no further fanfare, as usual.

This is more the shitty gun they bought to scare their neighbor. Also, their kids are skipping another meal.

If Uttar Pradesh seceded today, it would be the 4th or 5th most populated country on Earth. Considering all the other circumstances that is a lot of potential NSFL news articles.

There’s a French poem I’m desperate to find again about a scientist trying to make an atomic bomb in service of France, but he can’t get a blast over more than 2 meters.

He eventually figures the issue wasn’t the yield, but targeting, so it concludes with our scientist detonating it in a small room among the politicians and generals he worked for.