

Lol, my wife will finally have to go on a diet. Lol.
Lol, my wife will finally have to go on a diet. Lol.
No I mean, now that I got caliber they block book downloads.
I literally just installed caliber recently. Are they following my every move or something? Trying desperately to prevent other “near techky” people from leaving the market place?
Kholer, American standard, and other toilet manufacturers are scrambling to match Toto’s ad popularity in “the go” ad business.
If you’ve changed your extractor fan recently, you might have come out of the restroom humming something new or maybe something familiar like the McDonalds jingle. But such feats of advertising have never been part of the true #2!. Things like bidet splash modulation… Lara papa pa!!! Right in the butt! Or flush ads! A display banner integrated on to the flush tank, and if you open the lid you’ll get ads around the bowl and in the back of the lid.
Clorox is coming up with a brad new cleaning chemical family. If you forget to clean you’ll be presented with scum in the shape of the clorox logo and the proper code and link to Amazon.
Oh yes please! Enshittify the one and only sanctuary we believed we had!
May I offer a roll or two of duct tape? Done properly, it can fix everything.
…and you had to do the plunger thing?! Cops man! You guys are crazy!
…no Sir, when we found him in the driver’s seat he was already impaled like that!
And teams is SharePoint too…lol pieces of shit software.
Just like Felon…stop making electric cars or launching useful satellites and he’s gonna get the reprisal of the public… Much more than now. I assume.
Canada… Northwest Europe.
I got a better one…put a rat in a can, place two papers with two different answers… As a question and let the rat go. Each paper is coated in delicious cheese.
Just figure out if you trust a rat…do you go for the answer an idiot picked? Or do you go for the answer that was less tasty?
That’s the same company that approved Clippie and the magic wizard.
Keep it on its toes… Ask chatgpt, then copy paste the answer and ask perplexity why that’s wrong and go back and forth…human, AI, Human, AI…until you get a satisfactory answer.
You remember how many times President Carter had to look behind his back while nailing plywood on a construction site? 0
At least logically that’s what I would assume. Now imagine if Carter had put himself in between a tyrant and an innocent nation full of war hardened heroes on the Ukrainian side and evil crazy war hardened criminals on the ruzzian side. 4 years of Bliss.
Well looks like nobody wants to use and abuse men, only women. I think that’s a double standard. Lol but only a little.
OSM is the place to flock to:
Could someone please think of the men? All I keep hearing from this administration is how to grab women by the pussy. For once, could a bunch of sexually deviant women of perfect body shape find me on public transportation and follow me to a dark alley with a deadened and then proceed to properly sexually abuse of my various body parts? Alright! Who’s with me?
What about like a cat call or something when I drive by in my small Toyota hybrid. It’s very economic in gas. I you’re famous I’ll let you do it! Please!
Fake data!
What about integrating singers, cheer leaders, NASCAR drivers, tennis players and drones all in one game?
I mean sure, but syncthing is able to communicate back and forth between host/clients. Why couldn’t an HTTP port 80 app be made to do the same. Like a DNS free service sort of thing.
Meanwhile China is probably getting ahead on all fronts. We’ll all be racist in Chinese soon.