Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.
You’re cool, you can be in the club. We’re prolly all Illuminati minions anyways. ;)
I’m afraid he means Georgia the nation, instead of the US state, because he doesn’t know the difference.
Newer cars that have unibodies can look relatively fine and be all smashed like a soda can on the inside. The metal crumples to redirect the force away and protect the delicate meatbag in safe zones. Your knees and elbows and head might whip around like a mofo. Be glad the airbag didn’t activate, because it might break your nose. The unibody CAN save your meat by itself. Source: personal walk away from a approx. 50 mph front and rear impact and the plastic and glass didn’t look that bad. No airbags, no problem. Thanks, unibody design!
I know, right?
Fair enough! 🤝
I was referring to editing my own grammar in my comment, not the content in the posted image. The mom in the post knows just enough English to get in trouble.
“where do I start lol”… Well, I’ll take “fatherlessness” for $500, Alex; “poverty” for $2000, plus a side of “failing to discipline her children, before it was too late”. EDIT: grammar!
They’re as nutty as a trailer load of Snickers Bars overturned in a wind storm. The driver is ok, but the highway is fuckin’ nuts.
This card doesn’t matter, because I can’t read anything I didn’t write myself or download from the guy selling the WWII themed dog bandanas.
This is a masterpiece.
Cops with their boat trailers, all ready to claim salvage on the USS Oldsrusty, it ain’t right, I tell ya.
The judge put off consequences for 30 days. To some, that would seem like a long time.
They’re about to find a way into my small town again, bleah!
I am here for it, bring on the Starstayer snark!!!
I just found out that the ISS is protected from some cosmic rays by the Earth’s magnetosphere! Hurrah for only getting 90 chest x-rays worth during your stay there, instead of say, 100! Small victories.
$10?! TEN DOLLARS. You can’t even get an mini cinnamon roll for $10. Your profit centers need to be fed, cheapstrike.
This is good tech reviewing. Pithy and unforgiving.
This reminds me of the suspended animation passenger plane in Hitchhiker’s Guide that will never take off because the lemon scented miniature towelettes were never loaded. Keeps me awake at night, man…
It’s for The Singularity. Creepio’s got us covered, relax.