No, no, he’s just a little elf prince. Never worked out a day in his life, no sir. Probably a vegetarian.

Theory of relativity. Which one is in the mirror is entirely dependent on your frame of reference.

Gay men are men, trans women are women.

TIL every great work of literature is corrosive to humanity. Guess I’ll burn my bookshelf.

Ah, I stand corrected.

To be pedantic, Supermen was created by a pair of Canucks and The Boys is the brainchild of an Irishman.

There must be a better way to bankrupt a company than flushing your personal reputation down the toilet. He’s just dumb. No contradiction.