Our new keyless ignition vehicle wouldn’t fully close the hatch with the doors locked and the keys in the car. It would go down half way and play the “I can’t close” noise.

Between the fart can and the Lambo, which are you more likely to hear?

My first distro was Slackware 4. Now that I’m old and don’t got time for that, I’m running Linux mint on my main PC, 2 raspberry pi OS, and Ubuntu LTS for a Minecraft server.

I thought UEFI had replaced BIOS a number of years ago. Or are we just keeping the name BIOS because everyone knows it?

My take is they had to upgrade the infrastructure for CGNAT, why not just implement IPv6.

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I guess now we know which camel came out on top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oCilY4szc

Correct, the sheets are trailing in the wind, meaning the sail is not tied down and it’s flapping all over.

Super Troopers.
“You boys like MEXICO?!?!?!”

You have to disable automatic updates manually but it is possible.

Then there are those of us who were already adults when she was on the Mickey Mouse Club.

No flag, no country. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8

Yes it has some storage built in, enough for about 10 songs. Water blocks em signals quite well so you couldn’t use Bluetooth with any reliability in the water. The mic on these is garbage however, probably because of the waterproofing.

This is what finally pushed me fully over the edge to Linux on my main PC. Nothing wrong with it but they just don’t like it.

I have the H2O Audio and they work pretty much the same. I got this pair for listening to music while I swim and they are fantastic for that. They last a long time on one charge and loading songs is easy as plugging it in to a computer. Another reason I got these is because occlusion sounds really bother me. I also carry some of those cheap foam earplugs for really noisy environments like plane flights. The foam earplugs don’t have nearly the same occlusion sounds and they block enough noise that you can hear the induction.

Well you’re in luck. You can play Kingmaker then Wrath of the Righteous

Slackware 4. Nothing like having to compile your kernel depending on the hardware you hand-selected for compatibility. Then entering your monitor specs in the config files by hand to get WindowMaker to run correctly.

Or even better put it outside in the sun.

Someone didn’t read the book far enough to get to the part about Drum sand

You know, I have to agree with unmagical on this one. It’s gotten to the point where if I want to just run into the shop for a quick trip there’s a mental list of things to avoid that will cause trouble. I’m of the opinion that if I have to change my behavior to avoid something putting up artificial roadblocks for me, then that system is a failure. Case in point I went to CVS to buy some cough medicine for my kid the other day and discovered that cough medicine is now age-restricted. Instead of letting me scan my driver license (you know cause the kiosk has a bar code scanner and my license has this fancy new bar code) the clerk has to come out of whatever dungeon he was in to put the mk 1 eyeball on me and give the kiosk his blessing.