You should wash your hands after shitting whether or not you have a bidet.

before:2023

Neither of those are minerals.

Reminds me of The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

But then the priests don’t get to ask kids if they touch themselves

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Other, larger vending machines.

I don’t want this to come off as insensitive, because if that’s true it’s horrific and she has all my sympathy.

Buuutttttt… A lot of those posts are kinda unhinged. She claims her brother shadowbanned her “on every platform but only fans and pornhub”. And she lists a bunch of physical ailments that are somehow his fault too?

I don’t know. Either way, she has my sympathy because she’s obviously going through some shit. And Sam’s obviously a piece of shit. But maybe take this allegation with a grain of salt? Or don’t, I’m fuckin dumb

Cocaine withdrawal isn’t that bad. It’s all mental. You might get anxious or depressed and cocaine will be the only thing you think about for a while, but that’s it.

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals will actually kill you. Those need to be handled with medical assistance.

Opioid withdrawal isn’t quite that dangerous, but it certainly will make you want to die.

What the hell is even that

Maize Wonder

Nah, that’s obviously a folk-punk band with an industrial revolution concept album

Not really. It is still used, but the vast majority of blasting is done with ANFO now. Much safer and much cheaper.

Meh. It was a decent way to make nitroglycerin less unstable, but there are so many better, safer explosives. TNT, for example, is stable enough to be melted down and cast into shells. C4 burns like a candle and won’t detonate without a blasting cap.

Dynamite tends to “sweat” nitroglycerin over time, and then the slightest amount of heat, friction, or impact can cause it to detonate.

TNT has nothing to do with dynamite or Nobel. It was discovered years before dynamite was invented, however it wasn’t used as an explosive at first. And dynamite is just a mostly stable preparation of nitroglycerin. Nobel didn’t discover any new explosive compounds, he literally just mixed stuff with nitro.

Bruh, Biden getting sucked off by anyone would be world news

I upvoted you because, although you’re on the wrong track, it’s a completely reasonable conclusion without any context.

This has got to be some kind of fascist fartpost, right?