TacoTroubles

Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night

Hah that spell only works on me when im trying to fall asleep

I dont have a preference as long as there aren’t excessive acronyms or at least explaining what the acronyms stand for. Im not trying to decode three letter mysteries all throughout a person’s writing.

Hes got that lizard robot strength

I was a chicken tender for a few years

Nice try FBI

Only when there’s a cat sleeping on someone’s lap

Yummy! Now I want onions too

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

Interesting! Thanks

“I’ll put both feet into one shoe.” Is that right?

Idk if it will fit your vibe, but I’ll always take the opportunity to shout out Astonishing Legends.

The empire strikes back. My brother and I would watch it and afterwards go play in the snow pretending to be on Hoth.

You can’t even compare that turd with the other low rated games. The other games tried and failed to make a good game, which is worse than phoning it in and churning out a game purely as a money grab. It doesnt even deserve the honor of being considered a bad game

I imagine it went down like people looking for the lost TV remote. " stand up you’re probably sitting on the damned thing"

whether or not this happens I hope somebody cleans house on the suits. they seems to be trying to run the company without an ounce of self awareness that they are steering the ship onto the rocks

Hopefully the “other fish in the sea” i keep hearing about

I Promise I will get a girlfriend.

Beans and rice, and dry spices, countless varieties of beans and even rice will keep the dish from feeling stale and samey.

Was it only 8 minutes? It felt like 30