Windows 365 is next

I’ve had one open for years that is empty. I think they’re hoping I eventually put money in it so they can drain it for the years it sat unused.

It looks British.

Hover-round hover-round -round

Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

Hoist the sales!

\m/

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

Sure. Just don’t expect me to get out of bed on your “farm”, Maggie.

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

He can’t take it on the chin.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Or air lock.