*SovCit hurt itself in its confusion!”

I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.

Are Xbox players paste-eaters or something?

Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network

Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.

Thumb drives?

“Leave Brittney alone” guy

Yeah, so, why did the pilot eject, if the plane was still flight worthy?

“Do a barrel roll”

DerekDerekBoBerekBananaFanaFoFerek_1

He just farted and it hasn’t reached your nose yet…

Cuth Pube