I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn’t taste like anything

Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

I was under the impression that Judaism wasn’t about proselytising. 🤷

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START… Hmm…

I got it!

ANUSTART!

Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.

Woman: (Says something about Fiona)

Man: Who’s Fiona?

Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???

I bet she broke up with him on the spot.

All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be “enhanced”. Otherwise, it “may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games.”

Seems kind of a waste to me.

I want this.

I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don’t work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn’t keep semen from escaping.)

This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who’d sometimes make crude jokes.

After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us “What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?”

We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.

Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His “joke” that day seemed like some major projection.

I recently started using an app called Hermit to address a similar problem. It lets you create “lite apps” from any URL. Maybe it’d work for you?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chimbori.hermitcrab

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Are they smaller? These new IKEA plugs seem like they are less wide than the Third Reality ones, but they might stick out farther.

Either way, those Third Reality plugs are nice.

I eat a spoonful of peanut butter on a daily basis. It’s the best.

Spiderman: Homewrecker

That scene in Ghost messed me up.

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

I wonder how many pieces it broke into. When it hits, it sounds like it shattered.

The SG-1000 is brought to my attention just infrequently enough, that it feels like new knowledge every damn time.

After all these years, I still haven’t even played anything from it. It’s like my brain wants to ignore its existence.

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

Brutal. Not sure how that compares to me being mad at my bro for deleting my Legend of Zelda save.

Oh! Can’t forget Power Stone 2!