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They got a Boeing stuck to it right now. The mission may start earlier than planned…
They got a Boeing stuck to it right now. The mission may start earlier than planned…
I returned my sunscreen, they didn’t give me a refund ☹️
Sharting is farting, just with a warm beverage.
Sharing is caring…
Yeah, means basically the same here too, sometimes also means to party hard. Just being silly, English has way too many inconsistencies…
I choke my turtle almost every day. It never fails to cough up this white creamy substance…
Have they tried plugging it in and rebooting it? 😂
Yellow Gatorade turns into urine when it gets warm.
It’s basic science.
Meh, I just spit on it.
bUt ItS diG1TaL!
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain’t funny no more…
Don’t worry, he’ll just use another one of his names for another account with adult content…
Check #9…
"9. What the f*** is his name?
As far as we can tell, the names Santos has used over the years include the one he used on the 2022 ballot, George Santos, as well as Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George A.D. Santos, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, and Anthony Zabrovsky."
Edit: Of course he could just pull a new name out of his ass… 😂
Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
Taco is life. Taco is love.
Taco Bell is the shits! 💩
You do the farting, I’ll do the sharting. Let’s make a music video!
Farting isn’t an art. You can’t paint with a fart, but you can paint with a shart. 💩
They still ain’t got my info though. Hell, their algorithm’s best guess still can’t figure me out.
I have two completely different isolated internet services, one for home and one for the road. Guess which one ain’t tracking me…
Yes and no. All Android phones run some variation of Linux actually.
My more private devices are still on their original stock Android 11, I just never signed into Google, and never activated location services.
F-Droid for the win!
Yeah, I get that. That’s why my non-Googled devices are not connected to my home WiFi.
Already covered captain 👍
I wouldn’t know. My Google account is older than YouTube, and GMail was just getting out of the beta stage. Smartphones didn’t exist yet, nor did all these modern fancy apps.
So the signup process was totally different back then. And when they acquired YouTube, that meant I automatically had a YouTube account, but oddly enough I had to use a different username than my Google account, to avoid conflicts as they merged.
I only use Google services on the devices I leave at home, my mobile devices will never see the likes of Google though. They don’t have any business tracking all my activity, so as far as their systems know, I haven’t left home in over 3 years LOL!
I’ll see ya when you get here…