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Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I’m a regular coffee drinker and I’m convinced it’s some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

It’s not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It’s on the Verge alright… verge of unreadability 🙄

Ah yes, I grow these orange houseplants every year. Visitors definitely admire this species of lovely orange houseplant 😉

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

Exactly

He’ll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.

It would definitely be the level at the end

Ah, the tao of internet

stepsquirrel, what are you doing??

I went to school on a campus overrun with squirrels and you could see the whole life cycle on the way to class: defending territory, finding mates, and then making babies, all in a nonstop frenzied squirrelly adrenaline rush. but this… this I never saw

cat holding smartphone ✔ borb (european robin) with red hat ✔ shiba inu and fox with helmets ✔✔

i love it

Easy peasy! 😩

Conservative TV commentators love dropping buzzwords, dog whistles, and conspiracy theories, to the point of incoherence. Dear god it’s been word clouds all along…

This has always happened in homes by the foothills. Bears in pools, on your driveway, looking through trash. People don’t realize how much legitimate wilderness there is here.

hey! i’m so old i saw that in the movie theater!

gonna file this away for five or ten years from now…

ahh… the true shower thoughts have arrived

love it