The Ukranian is kind of hot, if you know him give him my insta @numberfor002

I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

I mean aren’t numbers invented by Arabics anyway? What’s the point at ending with 9 and 10 when they could go full 9 and 11? /s

I’ve tried all the “quick chill” methods I’ve heard of, but none of them work as quickly or as well as the icecream maker method. Watered down ice with some table salt. Set your unopened beer into a slurry like that, and in about 20 - 30 minutes, it’s surpremely cold. None of the “5 minutes and it’s ice cold” methods work as well or as quickly to be honest. At least not in my climate and in my experience.

RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME.

Especially since Michael Jackson did not look like Michael Jackson.

♪ You’re so pretty. ♪

♪ Oh, so pretty. ♪

♪ You are pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. ♪

Do they take regular money or do they make you use credit card? I’m on a fixed income and only deal in cash.

Dog: Yeah, you see the problem is it’s already in my mouth. If you would have asked a bit sooner, this could have turned out differen – SQUIRREL OH MY GOD SQUIRREL DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL IMMA MUNCH IT

Is there an all encompassing term for xylophones and all the instruments that are “Xylophones” with X feature(s)?

Yes, I’m eating transglutimate polyacrylamide deoxy methylmelamine, 3-5 oxyribocellulose-D, artificial flavors, sodium nitrate, red 40, natural flavors, salt, high fructose corn syrup, mole testicles, and a partridge on a pear tree.

Gouda for him, though. However Brie his 15 minutes may be, let him enjoy it. 20 gallons over the course is not even all that much. That’s barely more than a gallon a month. If you speak Portuguese, that’s like less than 4 liters. A liter a week of cheese isn’t exactly uncommon. That’s like a few salads, some mac and cheese, a pizza, several cheese quesadillas, a box of Hungry Helper, and some cheese strings, plus cream cheese bagels, and a sprinkle of parm on the pizza. Who hasn’t had one of those types of week before?

If you saw a penis and think you are a lesbian, then I have some news for you, sister. You’re probably a lesbian. Cause usually people don’t refer to themselves as lesbian unless they are. Happy Pride!

I’m in neither boomer nor Gen X, but I remember these style of desks. Hated them.

What about if it’s a sexy lady with an eye that’s lazy, a girl that’s fly with a wonky eye, who’s smoking with an eye that’s broken?

If you see a penis in the thumbnail or photo, then you are bi at a minimum. That’s literally the first thing I saw, and I’m gay, so I’m confident that’s how it works.

I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I’ll never have the chance to taste it myself.

It’s like my grandma always used to say, nothing pleases like a nice hard wiener.

Bees are mostly female and most birds have a pecker, so factual knowledge is the logic I would use to guide my decision.

Yeah, of course. I buy one towards the end of every November. It’s a Thanksgiving tradition.