I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

I once got banned from that subreddit for asking a question that was too stupid

Obama should have droned him when he had a chance.

Whatever happened to that Edward Snowden loser?

You know it’s some ancient post because it had awards.

I show them my box knife and ask if they can spare any food.

I like hanging out in parking lots at Walmarts and to scam boomers coming back with a load of groceries

Gamers are the most oppressed cultural group.

Because it’s never the responsibility of the user.

It’s like when parents go after the drug dealers than blame their own kid for doing drugs.

Bro, I was the biggest bully in grade school. It made me popular with the girls and that’s why I mostly did it. And I was tall, so it just made things easier.

I’d vote for cumskins

The people who vote are losers. They’re people who think electing some person they met or had any alone time with will make their lives better.

The people who vote are loses.

These are the people who think electing some person they never met or spent any alone time with will magically make their lives better.

ITT: economic incels