The people that voted for “people” get a (small) payout.

Up next: the Taliban authorities indecisive about it’s next move, after people start betting on what they’ll ban next

Kind of offtopic: Can we call something offline if you need a server to run it?

Sure, you could run it on your own PC and that’s it, but I don’t think that method fit well with this community

Agree. I have to assume this is satire.

You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

Change the BIOS battery. It usually helps a lot

Ill bet right before the deadline, they will magically make TPM optional, even though they said they wouldn’t.

I got some serious skirym flashback

Well then

Let’s make a list of bs excuses that I wouldn’t be surprised if they used. I’ll start:

“No, you see, you are not covered if your neighbor’s house also burns”