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And they all use the same script, not an ounce of creativity for supposedly very creative people

See there’s your problem: you think they are business laptops but actually they might actually be “business” laptops. What’s the difference? Well one is made to actually fulfill the needs so the company can extract the most work out of them, the other is made to sound awesome to unknowing managers and sales people, think all those laptops with “AI” plastered all over the marketing. The only thing those two variants have in common is that you pay out of your nose for them.

They already enshrined “billionaires get all the money” in 2008 when the banks got the bailouts instead of the people

For this to be a good thing the shareholders would need to agree to a technical CEO rather than a marketing one and that comes with the wee lil’ issue of raining on their AI parade. If Tim Cook goes his replacement will be even worse.