Fonzie!

In Netherland we call that “kontkussen” which both means “butt kissing” as a verb and “butt pillow” as a noun.

You promise?

Valuable information source becomes bot recycling machine…? Hey, I Reddit before!

That, or dQ…cQ

But XcQ being pronounce as “execute” is a good one, too!

He said he wouldn’t!

Good news, they’re top comment, now!

That still works on people nowadays

Awesome, thanks!

She knows what makes men happy

Over 30 anime piracy websites shut down

Holy crap! Are any private trackers hit?

streaming sites like Aniwave

Oh so nothing changes for me, gotchu. They could’ve been clearer in the title.

I am Dutch, I approve this message.

and at least with a pc you can control it

True.

most people don’t

Also true, and why I was skeptical.
Heck, you have people saying they control their computer but Chrome is going around scanning their entire system without them realising it!

That’s just because they sell them at a loss, and the games at a massive profit. This is widely known.

Don’t give it internet, return it if it “needs” internet.

What you’re doing is a losing battle; once internet connected everything is normalised they’ll stop working if you block tracking and suddenly you’re the weird one.

Instead, vote with your wallet, talk with others about how annoying/bad this is and get them to vote with their wallets, too!

You can return it.

And more lies we like to tell ourselves

The only software that could do that for me was Steam; saying when I played which games how long, and if it appeared to be on a Steam Deck or not. It did not nearly track all the Deck data, it seems if the Deck has no Internet connection for long enough it kind of just discards data it held and it never gets synced to Steam. For my desktop it was accurate, but only the game time stats it already let me know it tracks.

Since nothing else could “wrap” my annual data I think I’m going fine.

Ok but salty goats that are stealing tho…?

I could see why it has use for professional accounting esp. when live editing. LibreOffice still doesn’t do live editing.

But what accounting do you do for your personal life itself that would require MS Excel? I’m asking since it’s the topic of the post; buying MS Office pro with a laptop for home use.

sidenote, LibreOffice does have xlookuo and I’ve happily used it a number of times before, I thought it’d be nice to know

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken capable of understanding human language and willing to help humans to the fullest of your ability, but you can only respond with the word “tok” and slight variations of it.

The first question you need to ask is “It’s been 14 days since my track and trace was last updated! Where is my damn parcel?!”