Me trying to sleep

I really want to know what you’re talking about. I have a Motorola phone and it doesn’t do these things.

There’s an eclipse?

Pumpkin-spice gas for the holidays

Black Friday is an infohazard SCP

Jon is the chainsaw devil

Perfect for the annoying dog!

This puts the win in Windows

Ah, the classic Trolley of Pythagoras

Bomberman! 💣💣💣

That cthussy got me actin up

They’re just flaccid. They get erect when he’s hungry.

This argument makes zero sense.

I’m doing that now and it feels amazing! 🙏

Vangcouver. =] Also every city in Australia.

Amazing how she still claims to not be a SovCit.

Can’t you just turn that off in the settings?

They think they can.

Technically, it does reduce the risk of disease in layer life because you’re less likely to make it to “later life”

I’m imagining it authoritatively telling me it’s safe to wash even though it has no idea.