Oh jesus fucking christ I have hoodies older than this kid.

A directory of DOGE workers and their email addresses.

Break out of frames!

I’m guessing something like “good morning”, assuming the “Ra” refers to the Egyptian sun god.

Sure, but this is pretty pedantic.

Yeah, styrofoam’s notoriously bad for the environment. Plus just annoying to deal with. I hate it.

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

Right? IMO it’s rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they’ll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something’s wrong.

This wolf wears whatever the hecc he wants!

Starring Willem DaBow

Egg whites.

Yorkshire Gold, two sugars, splash of evaporated milk.

I am in the back of the station wagon, unfettered

Good point, I didn’t catch that

Shiloh all the way.

No, of course it’s not healthy. I’m just saying it’s not violent.

In a marriage/committed partnership, I think most people would consider a fight to be an argument with raised voices and some ill feeling. I really don’t think most people consider shouting to be violent. Upsetting, maybe, but violent?

Please give him a smooch for me, looks so soft and cuddly!

My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing

Yup! Every time I see a post deriding NJ, I feel the need to post a love letter to NJ as a rebuttal haha

Casino & boardwalk are easy to do together. Those are both on the shoreline. There are loads of wineries so depending on what you felt like doing, it would be easy to squeeze that in too. The nice thing about New Jersey is that it isn’t huge, so if you’re up for a bit of driving you can see a lot.