Meal Team Six

Perfect

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!

Zero. Born in the early '80s.

I feel like you get me.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

Awww those weasel hands

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

It makes me toot too much :(

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

Ohhh now I remember, he was so happy :)

But didn’t he get tired of frog tchotchkies after a while?

I feel like this was a thing on The Good Place.

In a world full of people, only some want to buy

Oh jesus fucking christ I have hoodies older than this kid.

A directory of DOGE workers and their email addresses.

Break out of frames!