He’d just grab it by the cloaca.

An IP address is a 32-bit number, usually expressed as four 8-bit numbers separated by dots. Converting 33333333 to hex we get 01FCA055; splitting that into pairs and converting back to decimal gives 1, 252, 160, 85.

Not too hard to find. I DDG’d “current support for trump” and found in the first page:

47.8 https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-update-polls-2081992
44% https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/polls/donald-trump-approval-rating-polls.html
40% https://apnews.com/article/trump-poll-pardons-tariffs-taxes-drilling-climate-7fa453197520f091feb8956737feb278
42% https://edition.cnn.com/polling/approval/trump-cnn-poll-of-polls
42% https://www.economist.com/interactive/trump-approval-tracker

He’ll soon be struck off.

True. I ordered a book from them last week; it arrived in 2 days. Everywhere else, including Waterstones, was “oh we might be able to get it out the door sometime next year, if we can be arsed” so Amazon got the order.

It’s unlikely to be up to anywhere else’s standards. I can’t imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT’s crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they’d find space for it either.

Oh, can “aliens” start political parties in the USA?

Imma start a “British Colony” party over there; anyone want to join me? MAABCA.

Maybe it’d be a good idea to use a word other than death, which is clearly being misinterpreted to mean killing people. “Dissolution of [x]” obviously isn’t as snappy, but it’s an improvement at least in terms of accuracy of intent.

OK, so what’s the plan for bringing death to the USA without killing a single American?

Maybe it’s a Samsung phone and a “Made in USA” sticker, shipped in as components and stuck together in the USA, thus fulfilling both “designed” and “made” in USA even though there are some foreign-made components (2). Then onshore those components bit by bit until the process is complete.

Technically that’s 100% buffering.