Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

No, its weird to me as an American too. Its not the fucking wild west here, very few people are catchin stray bullets in family cars lol thats not a real world concern, its security theatrics

Thats what im thinking- i rarely eat meat but how could i pass up ethical long pig? Im too curious

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

Another employee says she refused Musk’s requests to have children with him several times, according to the Journal.

What. The. Fuck.

SEVERAL TIMES

I 100% thought this was another pizza glue

Oh shit, im queer and poor

I see the problem now

I have never understood why catholic iconography is fine to pray to, but other stuff = straight to hell.

While were on the topic of christian nonsense, why are adam and especially eve always portrayed with bellybuttons

He haveth no concubines, for his rizz was only for the LORD.

Same boat! My company is in Cali, I’m in midwest. I cost less than a Cali hire, but i make decent money for my area.

I read the headline outloud to my wife and she laughed, then i pointed out that it’s a real fucking headline and shes quiet now

It’s just clown shoes as far as the eye can see.

Note to self, future thrift project!

God yes. When i die, take my ashes to cheddar bay

Well i was gonna answer ‘cheese car’, but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

That’s a factor sometimes, but plenty of people are just genetically nearsighted.

And if anyone wants to know, you’re right in the middle of it just when they happen to ask

I saw that shit, did you see how hard that guy had to work that thing to keep it upright? Probably not the couch potato weekend toy people hope it is.

Totally an ad.

I’m a he/she/they, someone load my proper boot sequence please

That’s all I can think about.

I wonder if the pride flag houses have targets on them now, or if that comes with the November update