They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Would

A miserable little pile of secrets

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

Criminality underrated game.

It’s about time!

Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!

Goblin mode isn’t appreciated enough.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

They post so fast, they appear to be in two places at the same time.

It was supposed to be Star Wars but they messed up GoT so badly they lost the Star Wars bid.

The thing about it is that Spotify premium to me isn’t that expensive and has everything I need

I’ve already posted more here than my last 4 years on Reddit.

Him is perfect

Pre-ordering is silly. Please stop.

I won’t forget. It’s good to be somewhere new. Perhaps the fediverse is more resistant to profit-driven enshitification