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With that baby around, I think it’s you who needs to worry about surviving a 20-story fall.

My kinda person. If they were local and I saw the post, I’d be there for sure.

I’d try it

I’M HIT

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There are local prefixes I will never answer no matter what. I’m looking at you, 243 and 422.

I love their recipe for no bake cookies, though! Just 12-15 minutes at 375°, and you’re good to go.

Here’s why that’s a [evaluative adjective] thing.

I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”

As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?

Thank you in advance.

I was kinda hoping that in the current era, political scandals would get a new suffix. Watergate happened 50 years ago, so popular first-hand memory of it is waning.

There was a moment when I thought we could transition to [scandal]-a-lago, but it never happened.

Right?? Those are amateur numbers.

I’d probably still be at the emerald grove if they hadn’t limited the number of Scratch’s pets per interaction.

Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far

PET THE GODDAMN DOG.

Nobody’s saying your dipshit child doesn’t work hard. They’re saying he has access and opportunities few others do.

Is the only reason he’s in a position to be cast for roles that you’re his parent? Probably not. Is a reason he’s in a position to be cast for roles that you’re his parent? You’re stupid if you don’t think so.

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I hate it when someone with these lights is in the passing lane behind you, and their lights reflect off your side mirror directly into your eyes. The worst is when they’re only going like 102% your speed, so they linger there unless you adjust your own speed to change their placement relative to you.

Prison. Immediately.

Two of the derailed cars were carrying molten sulfur, which caught fire after the cars were breached… it is believed that the fire is releasing sulfer dioxide

Sulfer dioxide is pretty nasty on a person’s throat and sinuses to breathe and can make fluid build up in the lungs, and it can have longer-term effects if the exposure is sustained.

A little molten sulfur never hurt anybody!

I have to make several extra every time because my wife likes to spread a portion of the filling on toast.